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1 12.Inspire Me men Even dad you too good for him Mama you know you inspire me You deserve early retirement You text me tell me to take my vitamins When I go ... I'm tryna show ya I remember all of the sacrifices Growing up in debt but never hungry Rich in everything except money That's that faith that you can't buy But I ... ok right in it I buy that new car in the color that you like it in And play my song every single time you ... my song every single time you drive in it That's'c
2 4.Micheline r door My dad would answer and say'What do you want girl?' And she'd say'Can I take a bath with Mark?' My ... I take a bath with Mark?' My dad would say'My son ain't here' Send her home and shut the door and we'd ... me and shut the door and we'd all laugh And Micheline would walk down the street glowing and smiling Like she just got Paul Mc ... ling Like she just got Paul McCartney's autograph Her brain worked a little slower than the others She wore thick-rimmed gla
3 16.Richer Dad Sonnie Carson-Most Likely To Succeed16.RichDad You can fly without wings Try to tell them Don't take a crown to be a king Seen it ... a crown to be a king Seen it all done it all Remember before it's done You found nothing else I'ma raise his son Keep him in line Teach him how to stay straight I'm addicted ... 's addicted to pancakes Every day I wake up First thing on the check list Aha cause I can't cook breakfast Pack lunch iron his uniform Swear this i
4 15.Headlights -The Marshall Mathers LP215.Headlights[Verse1:Nate Reuss] Mom I know I let you down And though you say the ... u down And though you say the days are happy Why is the power off and I'm fucked up? And mom I know he's not around But don't you place the blame on me As you pou ... s shining in the dark night I drive on Maybe we took this too far[Verse2: Eminem] I went in headfirst Never thinking about who what I said hurt in what verse My m ... r? Cleaning out my closet a
5 15.Headlights -The Marshall Mathers LP2(Deluxe)15.Headlights[Verse1:Nate Reuss] Mom I know I let you down And though you say the ... u down And though you say the days are happy Why is the power off and I'm fucked up? And mom I know he's not around But don't you place the blame on me As you pou ... s shining in the dark night I drive on Maybe we took this too far[Verse2: Eminem] I went in headfirst Never thinking about who what I said hurt in what verse My m ... r? Cleaning out my

6 2.2nd movement MorningJourney& The Arrival aphor for daybreak or Be our allegory for work. There's no disk that can save our feelings Of an early Tues ... our feelings Of an early Tuesday's run into town In the darkness on less than a good sleep Faces set with an unseen frown. So let the rain onto the wheels Spell ... a metaphor for humdrum Be an allegory of life.3) When It's Green My son asked me once:' ... s Green My son asked me once:'Dad? Do we see the same thing?.... When it's green?'4) ... hing?..
7 6.Goin In hange The driver talk about hiding your plane But I don't ... hiding your plane But I don't care though Flyer than a jet not alot of ass though'Cause I'mJeremy Scott I bet you wish you had a pair hoe Try to hid a lick I leav ... ck I leave you strippin in a scarecrow Pills pop up like a varicose veins Strange peace singing from the franco chain That's a life you knew come and s ... t's a life you knew come and scare the proof I'm just other just made fun of no way hosay
8 18.Waiting ou how my day went Got canned now we struggling' to pay rent But I'm alright and I'm ok& we gone make it through the ... & we gone make it through the day I won't sweat I'll sit still And render my whole life to His will And reprogram my anatomy Refuel the fire with haters stayin' m ... outs They could repossess the car& turn the freakin' lights out Uh yeah turn the freakin' lights out I praise Him in the dark till the lights out Get it? Until it ... til it's light out I thro
9 14.Homecoming k you for all that you have in store for me and I pray that I will forever be used for Your glory I Love You Always Amen.' She has a life so b ... cures they like besta friends dad said she can finally date when the year begins the starting quarterback and she'll be back before10 cutest couple that you will ever see after datin ... ther walks in lost a job that day cause of an argument I ain't see you in years and you act like I don't exist never met your daughter you're
10 1.I've Been Waiting for This up at my Dad. This gun is the best enemy worst friend that I've had. What sh ... friend that I've had. What shall I do? Ooh ooh ooh. I swear I've lived a lot of lives I've seen most if not ... f lives I've seen most if not all. But nothing can prepare you for the coldness of the f ... you for the coldness of the fall. And it's hard to look behind you when you're backs up against a w ... en you're backs up against a wall. What can you do? Ooh ooh ooh.(Guess I go
11 1.Started as a Baby ing ha! Y'all don't know shit! That don't compare to the struggle I had to go through. Y' ... ruggle I had to go through. Y'all better recognize motherfuckers! Cause me...[Hook x2] I started as a baby A tiny little baby Now look at me uh Now look at me.[Ve ... how to talk. But back in the day I couldn't talk I was a baby I didn't even know what English was it sounds crazy. I couldn't even walk my baby legs were way too ... y cheese and croissant. But y'all when I was a
12 5.Road To The Riches dquarters All my manpower for four bucks an hour Took my time and wrote rhymes in the shower Shoes are scuffed cause the road gets rough But I ... pockets ain't stuffed enough All the freaks wouldn't speak cause my checks were weak They would turn the other cheek so I started to seek A way to get a play and ... y to get a play and maybe one day I'll be performing up a storm for a decent pay No matter how it seems I always kept the dream ... seems I always kept the dream A
13 7.Lord Knows of mind a day where I consider right Depression killing niggas losing sleep cause I ain't feeling right Grade-A baby80's baby stress will ... e-A baby80's baby stress will drive nigga crazy Popping pills and drinking more feeling undescribed lately Daily I been going through a[?]and I'm losing focus So ... eams swear I never been this scared before I do it for my kids This the realest shit I ever wrote[Hook: Planet VI] Lately my heads been spinning crazy Riding thro ... gga
14 14.Free Me br>[Hook] All white benz I'm just lying like I'm leaning Three or four charges and I'm hoping that I beat em Then let just b ... that I beat em Then let just ball out and they pull inside the dream look at me29 in the cell screaming free me. ... n the cell screaming free me. All white benz I'm just lying like I'm leaning Three or four charges and I'm hoping that I beat em Then let just b ... that I beat em Then let just ball out and they pull inside the dream look at me
15 3.Stop The Press t In life all I ever knew how to do is fight Scrapped on the playground fighting for the mic Trying to build a life with an insane wife Fighti ... light Then I got a daughter a car and house No one left to fight with but myself Gained a lot of weight wasn't thinking about my health Maybe the music I'm making ... I'm making could help I can't drive'cause this albino shit Told you I was leg ... albino shit Told you I was legally blind that's legit I ain't want Ant to have
16 12.Misunderstood change I drive em willy I'm still the same man and I bring my empty I still bring the hate'cause the game is in me I try to take my foo'cause ... h the pieces in me I leave em all around and the life is history sometimes I feel like the world against me I keep my head up stay away from.. be cool come collec ... ome hash and little B I get a car for race that to this girl called tina she just go back to rehab but when I heard it I just looked in my path I've seen the sec
17 9.Pay Or Quit t a three day notice To pay your rent or quit Hello damnit I know you in there I can hear the television going You know if you would have done ... y But you don't wanna do that All you do is just sit here And then you complain afterwards I don't wanna hear any more from you You're fired Yeah we're c ... you You're fired Yeah we're calling about your car payment Ok I've heard all the excuses I give you a call every week And you seem to not wanna come in And p
18 10.Rollin y I can't drive so I sit in the back Knocking on the tinted windows for the girlies to come back They can see me making shapes to the beats He ... y stereo come and sit in my Recaro seats I'm sliding from side to side Like EltonJohn on honeymoon with his male bride I've arrived stepping into the club It's c ... stepping into the club It's called the?????? you know it's more like a pub Well it is hanging out with the boys There's a sign on the door saying'Don't make too ... b
19 1.Who's Gonna Take Me Home eys to my car Who's gonna take me home? That dad gunJimmy he took me out back Pulled a Marlboro cigarette out of his cap Now I remember why I quit ... cap Now I remember why I quit all that Who's gonna take me home? Well I can't ... na take me home? Well I can't drive I can't walk And I'm a little too high to crawl I'll hold up this w ... h to crawl I'll hold up this wall Till I come down or the room stops spinnin' Gonna stand right here and chill out for a minut
20 3.Inspiration Island m lacking all inspiration racking my brain. I want it to be just like how they had it back in the ... e how they had it back in the day. Stuck in the timeless thought. Brought up to think my dreams are made from the future but of course suckers were wrong. As I pu ... in the sand To my Mum and my Dad for their eternal love. My brothers cousins uncles aunties and my little godson. You're the reason and ... godson. You're the reason and drive why I put up with these cri

21 3.I'll Wait For You 作词 Harley Allen Bill Anderson Snow in Montana was three feet high Lady at the counter said'There ain't no flights' And so he c ... ain't no flights' And so he called her on the telephone He said'I'll rent a ... telephone He said'I'll rent a car and I'll drive home' And she said'I'll wait for you like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here And your truck broke down ou ... he'll have to wait Until his dad gets here and stands by my side Rememb
22 1.Stepdaddy 1.Stepdaddy Hey this is for the Step daddys I know some of yall thank yall aint step daddys but ah going wit this D.N.A. testing you might be step ... .A. testing you might be step daddys and just don't know it.(Chorus) Sdaddy superman papie took care your kids better than their daddy Respect me. You better Respect me. Cause I'm. Step ... er Respect me. Cause I'm. Stepdaddy superman papie took care your kids better than
23 4.Grandma's House Well the day we moved my grandma out We got an early start We wore our jackets in the cold house there And our smiles like battle-s ... e And our smiles like battle-scars She'd been packing up for months There wasn't much left there to do But she'd set aside some boxes She thought we might sort th ... randmother's house we'd go My dad knew the way in his new Chevrolet To the sweetest love I know... Oh over the river and through the woods How much longer now? To ... s there th
24 3.Decisions Decisions ingertips Carry language computer ray had dad removed Swimsuits with green bags I'm on the corner with my butt up sellin you product Women puttin theyself in positions to get ... n slowly but surely Malicious drivers with hairpin triggers On the loose like juice And white america couldn't stand it Lapd plannin incriminatin evidenceJurors u ... hat you can't hardly feed Any day your life could end so you depend On the reciting and the writing when you got the spare time t
25 5.My Voice Is Changing y way i really was a kid It happened without warning When i woke up in the morning I can't tell you just what happened but it did I grew six i ... did I grew six inches in one day It's painful when it goes that way And now my skinny body's re ... ay And now my skinny body's really achin' And my skin just exploded With an inch of oil it's loaded It's so greasy you could fry a pound of bacon My voice is chan ... s of jeans a week I'm such a tall and awkward geek I fall
26 2.Only When I'm Drunk rm Gettin all the ladies with my cool charm When i get drunk i might even c ... hen i get drunk i might even call my daddy a punk Yeah but only when i'm dr-*urp* drunk Yeah let me pass the forty to my nigga tash Verse two: tash e-swift It goes one f ... our your seat quicker than a car jacker Slip a colt for the fever when i'm coolin with my people Got hoes in east columus like i'm billy dee wrinkle Cause i move ... az that jumped my homey dante All up in this bit
27 6.You Made Me What I Am ired each day at5:15 I'd be waitin' in the drive With a Rawlings glove a ball cap and a fungo bat I could count on you to hit some flies You'd say'Son just keep your eye on the b ... on just keep your eye on the ball Know when to duck and when to swing' I guess you knew those rules you taught me then I'd ... rules you taught me then I'd carry with me to this day You made me what I am You turned this little boy into a man I count myself among the lucky Knowi
28 2.Baltimore e nba But all that's over now time went and slammed the door And even i packed up and left the city of baltimore You know the older we get the ... et the score And remember the day's when i was growing up in baltimore Back then i lived in a house not a one-room flat I didn't have to work or buy food or do an ... ext door At night i'd take my dad's car and drive around baltimore Something tells me this picture isn't right Like i'm forgetting how i smashed my ... m
29 6.1955 Carman-Addicted To Jesus6.1955 The time was1955 a meal was40 cents A Cadillac was the ... as40 cents A Cadillac was the car to drive and Ike was president Revivals set whole towns ablaze while mom the ... le towns ablaze while mom the dad and kids Were Holy Ghost electrified by wild evangelists But nothing could compare Or none took you quite as high As being at th ... e pray I'll be the one God's callin' for in these last and evil days He's been be
30 1.Boom Box Car .Boom Box Car-- Paul Barrere Yes you drivin' me crazy with your boom box automobile Yeah you drivin' me crazy with your boom box automobil ... insane You and your boom box car You and your boom box car Ya gone and drove me too far With your boom box ... me too far With your boom box car With all this rap dap'o' lappin' and those bass drums a flappin At a million and twenty dee bees It's got my eyeb ... enty dee bees It's got my eyeballs bleadin' and my
31 11.The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Well i had two weeks of vacation time coming After working ... ion time coming After working all year down at big roy's eating and plumbing So one night when my family the i were gathered'round the dinner table I said'kids if ... you like to go ta' They said'dad we wanna see the biggest ball of twine in minnesota' They picked the biggest b ... ota' They picked the biggest ball of twine in minnesota So the very neday w
32 13.Splitting Into Three brook) My dad he drives a tipper For the factory down the lane And every june or july He takes two weeks in spain He hangs his dirty trousers Behind ... up Bath water on the floor My dad goes down the river Each sunday with his boat And him with roy and kevin Drop beer crates on a rope He comes back from the river But his girlfriend's up the pub ... is girlfriend's up the pub So all this fish go flying And he storms out in a huff My ... nd he storms out in a huff
33 4.Coming Up$hort a fuck is all it's worth Lookin hella good in the club like a ho Bitch you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks At the bar fill you ... with long islands While i be all in your face tryin to fuck smilin Cos short dawg'll never cater to you hos And if you ain't fuckin i say'later' to you hos So if ... rabbits swarmin diamonds and carats See my car see my house and they think i'm a sheriff I ain't never been a marked bitch you too b ... been a marked bitch yo
34 7.Used Cars br>7.Used Cars Lyrics Bruce Springsteen Music Bruce Springsteen My little sister's in the front seat with an ice cream cone My ma's in the ... a's in the black seat sittin' all alone As my pa steers her slow out of the lot for a test ... low out of the lot for a test drive down Michigan Avenue Now my ma she fingers her wedding band And watches the salesman stare at my old man's hands He's tellin' ... d man's hands He's tellin' us all'bout the break he'd give us if
35 1.Road To The Riches quarters? All my manpower for four bucks an hour Took the time i wrote rhymes in the shower Shoes are scoffed cos the road gets rough But i'ma ... pockets ain't stuffed enough All the freaks wouldn't speak cos my checks was weak They would turn the other cheek so i started to seek A way to get a play and ma ... y to get a play and maybe one day I'll be performin up a storm for a decent pay No matter how it seems i always kept the dream ... seems i always kept the dream Al
36 11.When I Go to Meet God uth not a day went by that I didn't doubt you. You always said' Don't grow up too fast you're just a boy' but it's better to be in the house o ... where to even the score? Dear Dad do you remember when I was always sad? You and mom c ... was always sad? You and mom called it my'depressed year' and I know it was pretty bad. What ... know it was pretty bad. What drives a child to want to give up everything he has? What makes a person think that? What makes a mother's so
37 1.I Could Write a Book u say the days are happy Why is the power off and I'm fucked up? And Mom I know he's not around But don't you place the blame on me As you pou ... s shining in the dark night I drive on Maybe we took this too far I went in headfirst Never thinking about who what I said hurt in what verse My mom probably got ... t each other's throats? Especially when dad he fucked us both We're in the same fucking boat you'd think that it'd make us close(nope) Further away it drove us b
38 4.Always on My Mind nd forget all the golden rules You ignored the difficult truth And opened the door to fools. Now I see the strong ones make I see the weak one ... 'til you're wrecked. In the small hours it's so easy to feel You've got some big ideas But in the morning you should put them away Cos' you know they'll end in te ... e always on my mind. And football's all about training shoes Yeah it's added up to this. And religion's ... ed up to this. And religion's all about bums o
39 1.History of the World Since the day I was born I could work for a boss or hand in a form Or shoplift to survive'til the cops swarm Selling my ... til the cops swarm Selling my days selling my ability to work for a wage Doing whatever pays Getting so much much less than what I make and what it costs So I gue ... ot robbed for the lot The man drives the bus and makes your shirt Gets nothing but debt for doing ... ts nothing but debt for doing all of the work Getting jerked taking hialls
40 7.Something's Missing o you'll call? As soon as I get back And then he left And then I was alone Back to the way that things were Back to the simple and plain For f ... the simple and plain For five days the weather had been so nice But as they boarded it started to rain Beulah] At the end of the ... ain Beulah] At the end of the day Everyone left We all tried to go back to normal except The town was more quiet and Somehow far emptier We ... et and Somehow far emptier We all looked th
41 24.Tommy's Doll The kids all laughed at Tommy's doll but Tommy didn't ... Tommy's doll but Tommy didn't care'Cause he felt so much better when that little doll was there His mom and ... le doll was there His mom and dad were busy doing things that parents do So Tommy's doll was ... arents do So Tommy's doll was all he had to tell his troubles to When Tommy reached the age of five his ... y reached the age of five his daddy said‽Now Son It's time to trade ... saidâ€
42 1.Sinner er and my daddy was a smoker. Ima roller aww baby I might ride on ya. When the money stop coming ima go and get the money cause the money aint ... ey heard I got a deal and I really got a deal but on the real my homie that's they money. Fye I Got it How to Live ... ney. Fye I Got it How to Live day by day when pay checks aint pay by day. Ima money make got wipe no Kunta Kinte. Still sing Kumbaya ... nta Kinte. Still sing Kumbaya Dad died left it on Simba. C
43 2.Angel Down the Street gh these valley roads on their way through Somerset Spent those summers with Chainsaw Dave under the hood of his Chevrolet Running Englishtown ... let Running Englishtown on Friday nights and Atco on Saturdays We were young we thought we had it made Sharing everything every ... made Sharing everything everyday Your parents didn't like me much but your sister did anyway But now it's cold outside and the leaves are gone I'm still trying t ... out just what went wrong and
44 3.Dazed and Confused in120 Seconds ass clown All the cars are full of beer Bacardi and Liquor Because tonight there is a giant house party at Pickford's It's the last ... y at Pickford's It's the last day of school Slater is trippin' Tony had a weird dream And tells mike he should listen In his dream he had a naked girl her boobies ... Pink a pledge sheet for football that says He can't do drugs while Benny's making a paddleJodi begs the guys not to hurt her brother Mitch Kramer But they still ..
45 5.Letters from War t summers day Found a letter from her son In a war far away He spoke of the weather And good friends that he'd made Said' I'd been thinking'bo ... Said' I'd been thinking'bout dad And the life that he had that's why I'm here to ... he had that's why I'm here today' And then in the end he said'You are what I'm fighting for' It was the first of his letters from war She started writing You're ... t a father that you'll be someday Make it home make it safe She wrote every

46 4.Letters From War- Live Version summer's day Found a letter from her son In a war far away He spoke of the weather And good friends that he'd made Said I'd been thinking'bou ... e Said I'd been thinking'bout dad And the life that he had That's why I'm here to ... he had That's why I'm here today Then at the end he said You are what I'm fighting for It was the first of his letters from war She started writing You're good a ... t a father that you'll be someday Make it home make it safe She wrote every
47 3.Wild Boyz up to the cark park blasting Skibba in his prime One nation99 a windy night We hit the bar and get a pint I'm sitting by the pool table heard ... s Looks intimidating but he's all blessed Worn out tattoos on his arms Face covered in s ... on his arms Face covered in scars From the years of brawling It only gave him more strength Over the years of torment Fought to many battles so many tears have f ... y battles so many tears have fallen All of it was true I knew
48 1.The Now >(Verse1) Daddy's got a new life now A new daughter and a new male child A new swagger wid some real style New ... agger wid some real style New car new house brand new spouse Little shitty dog named Pouts wid smile on his mouth We'll be straight up we're forgotten cause devel ... d gay to let ya know he still cares and such Ya won't grow apart too much from bein' outta touch But he wasn't there for him on the daily ghetto basis In order to ... t Time is passin' by yet his s(
49 4.Creepy Doll Death Metal Crash Pit ho it is!(Carries the doll and shake its) Mordecai and Rigby this is my old childhood friend Percy. Pretty cool eh?(Holds the doll out towards ... ost sophisticated doll in his day with over250 phrases stored inside. Why you never know what he is going to say next!(He pulls the string on Percy's back) Percy: ... rts to laugh) Rigby: That's really creepy Pops. Pops: Creepy? What are you talking about? Percy is not at ... alking about? Percy is not at all creepy.(He pulls
50 4.Back to the Future in Pines Mall Is when I can pinpoint my total downall Now they say Doc Brown he was a lonely man But his time machine was a DeLorean He said'You're gonna go back you gotta do it in s ... p out the diner my coffee I swallow Keep a low profile my father I follow When I find him he's peeping on my mom in a tree Like hidden camera sluts.mpg He f ... e hidden camera sluts.mpg He falls into the street to my disdain So I tackle him outta the way like ESPN So I'm hit by a ... w
51 3.Try Hard Hard Drive your car around the block and tell me lies How can you assume the worst ... How can you assume the worst all the time I never was a friend to him and there's no reason I am that way I am that way Leave you in the dark sometimes I am uncl ... dark sometimes I am unclear today Take enough to make it home in streetlight You could not c ... in streetlight You could not call your dad back then Forgot his name again I never did try hard I never di
52 4.Back It Up l and her car note on her own When she get on that floor she know She gotta Back it up Back it up Back it up But don't stop Back it up Back it ... p add it up But don't stop I ball player Future passed it to me caught it like a b ... ed it to me caught it like a ball player Said one job ain't enough She wanna shake it up so I pay for her L's Shorty thick with that shit Sit with that shit money ... but a big homie Tell friends drive with me but that young nigga hell Play
53 2.Airbreak mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to ... stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. You're gonna find this song hilarious and you don't even know it's about you. You dropped out of sc ... the bus left he got hit by a car. If you wanna go huntin' for quail someplace Don't go with Cheney he'll put a fuckin' shot in your face. If you bungee jump so y ... n that wheelchair. You ignore all the warnings yet you light up a smoke
54 4.Energy red every day and so it's like the planet is a clocar I know it probably shouldn't work but we ... robably shouldn't work but we all fit Like a Mcy D's Playplace ballpit So lookie me I'm about to jump up in it swimming through syringes like a mothafuckin dolphin I might have an outburst There's ... ome back Then I'll send a postcard And a couple thumb tacks Verse2 Teacher said this party started with a loud bang the way my ears are ringing I don't hear a sou ... i
55 2.Here's Your Sign(Get The Picture) Bill Engvall-暂存2.Here's Your Sign(Get The Picture) Bill Engv ... Get The Picture) Bill Engvall& Travis Tritt It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house was full of boxes and there was a u-Haul t ... ere was a u-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says'Hey You moving?''Nope.''We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week.Just to see how many ... s idiot on the dock goes'Hey yall catch all them fish?' No
56 8.Here's Your Sign(Don't Mess With Us) Bill Engvall-暂存8.Here's Your Sign(Don't Mess With Us) Bill Engv ... 't Mess With Us) Bill Engvall& Travis Tritt I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on ... ere was a u-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says'Hey You moving?''Nope.''We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week.Just to see how many ... s idiot on the dock goes'Hey yall catch all them fish?'
57 9.Here's Your Sign Reloaded Bill Engvall-暂存9.Here's Your Sign Reloaded I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That w ... e was a you-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says'Hey You moving?''Nope.''We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week.Just to see how many ... idiot on the dock goes'Hey y'all catch all them fish?' Nope.'Talked'em into giving up.''Here's your sign.' I was out in the front yard with my boy the other
58 10.Here's Your Sign(Get the Picture)[with Special Guest Travis Tritt] Bill Engvall-暂存10.Here's Your Sign(Get the Picture)[with Special Guest Travis Tritt] I just hate stupid people They should have to we ... ere was a U-Haul truck in our driveway My friend comes over and says'Hey you moving''Nope''We just pack our stuff up once or twice a weekJust to see how many boxe ... s idiot on the dock goes'Hey yall catch all them fish''Nope''Talked'em into giving up''Here's your sign' I was out in the front yard with my boy the other ..
59 1.Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall-Here's Your Sign1.Here's Your Sign I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. T ... ere was a u-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says'Hey You moving?''Nope.''We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week.Just to see how many ... s idiot on the dock goes'Hey yall catch all them fish?' Nope.'Talked'em into giving up.''Here's your sign.' I was out in the front yard with my boy the other ...
60 2.Twenty One Years d on the walls And do some shit like all straight swarms in the malls Mentality it's not where it should be When you see red and white lights break the night skies Reflection of a mad man in the te ... knees start to buckle up And fall when they see their child outlined in chalk Silence broken by shots or screams from knives cuttin through your flesh Cold steal ... run the drug deal I'm sick of all this loose change pennies nickels and dimes My pocket wants the bi
61 5.Confessional sideways All because im hard headed Used to be inside the bar geten' hard liquorJust maxen my ... ten' hard liquorJust maxen my cards limit Was missen' my ex girlfriend It felt like the world ended ... It felt like the world ended Days of when id'earl finish'-? So in Colorado and Kansas I got jumped caus my dumbass had swolled bottles of Xanax Quit drinkin' and ... drinkin' and takin' pills and all those problems would vanish Thats what happend with icon but I won't
62 9.Coupons estly no scars i won't tell honestly scared to death i won't sell i ain't worried about the money go to benefit the hungry its a feeling that i know we both felt and i ai ... an't afford so i pray for the day that i can say that i gave you more gave you more open that door you know you deserve it and one ... u know you deserve it and one day in the future you'll realize that onday all the pain it was worth it and i get you that house out in Florida with gizm
63 8.story ssin' The driver he laughs nobody see him he gas dippin' The road slick ass slippin' and then He hope they're paying in cash Sick of these hip ... ar emblem crashed through the driver-side window And the driver of theJaguar's head left his body still sitting in the rental The couple ... ting in the rental The couple all bloody tongues punctured by each others teeth died and didn't let go The taximan's been bisected by the hood of a ... een bisected by the hood of a
64 11.Pace Of Life y have it all stuff maybe going cool Until in just a split of a second everything stops. But to continue with the pace just close your eyes an ... ning our trucks we're our own drivers but liminal is it when our minds are beginning to conduct thoughts. Looking at our lives and ... hts. Looking at our lives and all that it comprise of. We stop and we just wanna know why we are where we are Why we have friends we have. Why did I take that hat ... nd in this race we take they c(
65 2.Energy Flesh red every day and so it's like the planet is a clocar I know it probably shouldn't work but we ... robably shouldn't work but we all fit Like a Mcy D's Playplace ballpit So lookie me I'm about to jump up in it swimming through syringes like a mothafuckin dolphin I might have an outburst There's ... ome back Then I'll send a postcard And a couple thumb tacks Teacher said this party started with a loud bang the way my ears are ringing I don't hear a sound mang ... i
66 2.Friday 存2.Friday And I'm living for Right now! I just wanna blaze my Mind now! So if you got bud then Light up! Tonight we're gonna smoke til ... e round! It's just another Friday Night out! And all I'm thinking'bout is Right Now! Yeah it's three to six and I need a fix So I take my bike down to pack'n'save cause they got che ... ke I been eating bricks Cause all that I got inside the pantry is weet-bix and Eta chips And ... is weet-bix and Eta chips And all th
67 3.Bad Car 3.Bad Car I know it's a bad car I know it's a piece of junk I know the best tire on it Is in the trunkJust when you start to pass It always starts to shake It's ... It's over55 bits of bitch to drive on the interstate It's broke down more than it runs But I'm broke down knowing that it's done It witnessed ... g that it's done It witnessed all those tears nobody ever saw me cry When I broke the law through Arkansaw to tell my ... w through Arkansaw to tell my (
68 9.Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall Scott Rouse Ronny Scaife I just hate stupid people They should just have to wear a sign that says'I'm stupid' That way you would ... there's a U-Hal truck in our drive-way My friend comes over and asks'Hey you movin'?''Nope we just pack our stuff up once or twice a weekJust see how many boxes ... ot on the dock goes'You catch all them fish?''Nope talked'em into givin' up' here's your sign I was out in the front yard with my boy the other ... nt yard with my bo
69 55.The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota作词 Al Yankovic Well I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working ... ion time coming After working all year down at'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing' So one night when my family and I were gathered'round the dinner table I said'Kids ... you like to go ta?' They said'Dad we wanna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota' They picked the biggest b ... ota' They picked the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota So the
70 17.God Steve McQueen'The Work Song' ll I work all day and drink all night We fight all morning'til we get it right Then we go to school to be a journeyman My mother works my father works My brother works and now I w ... r works and now I work That's all I do is work work work work work Lots of pride I get from work ... Lots of pride I get from work Dad says real men have to work A union man gets lots of pride from work In the bailing fields or on the farm I've only got a tan on ... rk work wo
71 18.God Steve McQeen'The Work Song' ll I work all day and drink all night We fight all morning'til we get it right Then we go to school to be a journeyman My mother works my father works My brother works and now I w ... r works and now I work That's all I do is work work work work work Lots of pride I get from work ... Lots of pride I get from work Dad says real men have to work A union man gets lots of pride from work In the bailing fields or on the farm I've only got a tan on ... rk work wo
72 20.Tight Whips'(feat. Lil' Romeo Magic Yungsta hips everyday Bentley Lex Mercedes and Escalades We roll tight whips every ... ades We roll tight whips everyday Hustlin to make a big buck but that's ok[Verse1] They say the top ain't acting funny He ain't holla'd a ... ting funny He ain't holla'd a day He got the top back you know his new Z28 Holla at ya(BOY!) with the8 of us8 But they like my rims they just non-stop(SPREWELL!) ... BLOCK UP![Verse3: Master P] Call me Ghetto Bill cus my seats they be Gucci And when I
73 6.Tight Whips 504 Boyz-Ballers6.Tight Whips(feat. Lil' Romeo Magic Yungsta)[Hook] We roll tight whips every ... ook] We roll tight whips everyday Bentley Lex Mercedes and Escalades We roll tight whips every ... ades We roll tight whips everyday Hustlin to make a big buck but that's ok[Verse1] They say the top ain't acting funny He ain't holla'd a ... ting funny He ain't holla'd a day He got the top back you know his new Z28 Holla at ya(BOY!) with the8 of us8 But they like my
74 4.ParentsJust Don't Understand ther kids all across the land There's no need to argue parents just don't understand I remember one year my mom took me school shoppin' It was ... h my pop And my little sister all hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall My mom started buggin' with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothin' at first I just turned up my nose She said'What's wrong t ... the same Inevitably the first day of school came I thought I could get over I tried to play
75 6.To A Sleeping Beauty(1962) l on your dad's lap and throw your arms around his neck the next morning you might be much too grown up for that sort of thing. You're so quic ... the awkward age too young to drive the car and yet too old to be carried in the house half asleep on daddy's shoulder. I have a secret that I've never told you Sleeping Beauty you're going on a very exciting trip. You'll travel from ... rip. You'll travel from yesterday all the way to tomorrow. It's a rapid
76 23.To a Sleeping Beauty l on your dad's lap An' throw your arms around his neck The next mornin' you might be much too grown up For that sort of thing You're so quick ... the awkward age Too young to drive the car an' yet too old to be carried Into the house half asleep on daddy's shoulder I have a secret that I've never told you sleeping beauty You're goin' on a very excitin' trip You'll travel from ye ... trip You'll travel from yesterday all the way to tomorrow It's a rapi
77 46.To a Sleeping Beauty(Performed Live On the Ed Sullivan Show32468) l on your dad's lap and throw your arms around his neck the next morning you might be much too grown up for that sort of thing. You're so quic ... the awkward age too young to drive the car and yet too old to be carried in the house half asleep on daddy's shoulder. I have a secret that I've never told you Sleeping Beauty you're going on a very exciting trip. You'll travel from ... rip. You'll travel from yesterday all the way to tomorrow. It's a rapid
78 3.Grown Up Up Small kid big dreams nothing in this world is impossible it seems throw a mountian at them but that won't stop'em can't stop'em give h ... n a gold medal eat candy everyday live life in the fast lane and do what I want then i'll be president for a little while prove that I can make a lot of people sm ... l laugh and say'You'll See' Small kid big world but nothings out of reach for this poor little girl set a limit for her but she won't see it can't see it give her ...
79 11.ParentsJust Don't Understand So to you all the kids all across the land There's no need to argue Parents just don't understand I remember one year My mom took me school shopping It was ... h my pop and my little sister All hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothing at first I just turned up my nose She said'What's wrong? ... the same Inevitably the first day of school came I thought I could get ov
80 2.ParentsJust Don't Understand(single edit) So to you all the kids all across the land There's no need to argue Parents just don't understand I remember one year My mom took me school shopping It was ... h my pop and my little sister All hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothing at first I just turned up my nose She said'What's wrong? ... the same Inevitably the first day of school came I thought I could get ov
81 4.ParentsJust Don't Understand So to you all the kids all across the land there's no need to argue Parents just don't understand I remember one year my mom took me school shopping It was ... h my pop and my little sister All hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothing at first I just turned up my nose She said'What's wrong? ... versible slacks' She wasn't really everything stayed the same Inevitably
82 55.Oh Daddy 55.Oh Daddy Now slowly I start to understand This was just ... t to understand This was just all part of a plan'Cuz without you we've been through so many things Now to you we are thankin' And every word I say is true I could ... et I just can't let it happen all over again No no Ok it will be alright now ... no Ok it will be alright now Daddy Alright Its alright alright(Please try) Everything its goin' to be okay(Okay okay ... ts goin' to be okay(Okay okay (
83 73.Every Other Weekend other friday it's toys and clothes and backpacks is everybody in okay let's go see ... verybody in okay let's go see dad same time in the same spot corner of the same old parking lot half the hugs and kisses there are always sad we tradecouple words ... at's not the way mom makes it daddy' breaks my heart i miss everything i use to have with her again every other weekend[kenny:] i cant tell her i love her[reba:] ... ny questions and years in the car[reba:] so i don't
84 5.Every Other Weekend(With Kenny Chesney) other Friday It's toys and clothes and backpacks Is everybody in Okay let's go see ... verybody in Okay let's go see dad Same time in the same spot Corner of the same old parking lot Half the hugs and kisses there are always sad We tradecouple words ... at's not the way mom makes it daddy' breaks my heart I miss everything I use to have with her again Every other weekend I cant tell her I love her I can't tell hi ... ny questions and years in the car So I don't tell hi
85 24.I'll Wait for You(Acoustic Version) nd so he called her on the telephone He said I'll rent a ... telephone He said I'll rent a car and I'll drive home And she said: I'll wait for you Like I did last year At Christmas time with your family here And your truck broke down ou ... he'll have to wait Until his dad gets here and stands by my side Remember Dear our son's first cry Oh this ain't nothin' new Sweetheart I'll wait for you He didn ... l wait for you He didn't stop all day to eat a bite An
86 12.Decisions Decisions ingertips carry language computer Ray had dad removed swimsuits with green bags I'm on the corner with my butt up sellin' you product Women puttin' they're self in positions ... ' slowly but surely Malicious drivers with hairpin triggers On the loose like juice And white America couldn't stand it LAPD plannin' incriminatin' evidenceJurors ... hat you can't hardly feed Any day your life could end so you depend On the reciting and the writing when you got the spare time t
87 7.Goin In hange The driver talk about hiding your plane But I don't ... hiding your plane But I don't care though Flyer than a jet not alot of ass though'Cause I'mJeremy Scott I bet you wish you had a pair hoe Try to hid a lick I leav ... ck I leave you strippin in a scarecrow Pills pop up like a varicose veins Strange peace singing from the franco chain That's a life you knew come and s ... t's a life you knew come and scare the proof I'm just other just made fun of no way hosay
88 78.White Lightning Express ry morn I drive to the still for a twenty gallonfill Though I hate to get dressed you don't get a lot of rest When you're runnin' the white lightnin' express. I built a tricky ... ttle bumper on the back of my car And it came in handy one day The federal boys locked bumpers with me I pushed a little button and I got away. With one stake dry and the other one wet I'm go ... llegal you see What happen to dad can happen to me My dad was the best but they laid hi
89 3.The Building(Krazy Fiesta remix) e another day There's a feeling in the air and I can't find the words to say Chaos in the building where we stay We're living in a house that ... op floor But judging from the car they drive I know they're not poor And I could be mistaken because I'm not sure But I got this little hunch they're the ones c ... ittle hunch they're the ones calling the cops Four times last week saying I'm disturbing the peace'Cos I was playing my music and they heard some loud screams So
90 5.Lithuania I don't really feel any different I got one foot in the black and white two dimensional ghosts of Lithuania And the other foot in sunny Califo ... lifornia where the people are all friendly As they drive their Mercedes to the mini-malls and take a lunch Or network with you or ... lunch Or network with you or drive past and kill you for no reason These are my ghosts: Uncle Emmanuel Uncle Eli Aunt Mia And my grandparentsJenny and Tobias non ... rs once that they wr
91 13.Carpoolin' GIN13.Carpoolin'Joe... what are you doing here? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Bitch! Get off on who you mad at Nig ... n now they laughed at Bitch swallow all my kids I'm a bad dad Lookin' for revenge with this Glock once we tap tap Stitch brain on the opps watch'em quack quack Indian giver with his life he ... think twice I won't think at all Bitch we won all smoke ain't no peace at all Treat the ops like a blunt I'll chie
92 15.Don't Cry in't need dad we got money like him No school clothes no child support And next year I'll probably be up in a rob report I'm important so is m ... ke niggas with they face hung All the folks are ready for whenever thaday come Got a cool two million hiding until that case comes see me just a a riding to the bass drum So if you feel me put ya blunts ... feel the pain just to tell y'all this shit For the hood!(I I I don't want you to see me cry) I'm on the grind like ...
93 8.Driven to Tears Patrick's Day8.Driven to Tears Narrator A very special ... s Narrator A very special day in Bikini Bottom!! SpongeBob I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! Patrick did you bring my flash ... Patrick did you bring my flashcards? Patrick Right here buddy. Everything you need to pass the test is on these ... to pass the test is on these cards. Mmm. SpongeBob No Patrick! Patrick Hey learning tastes good. SpongeBob: Patrick I needed those. Patrick: Oh fiddlest
94 1.Speaking of a Girl Named Suzy wn here y'all Come here Suzy baby Let me rub you down Suzy baby Ah you fat bubba mubba wabba Speaking of a girl named Suzy Said she'd do anyth ... l loose cutie So I tapped the Dad and said'Yo we got a Suzy' Speakin' of a girl named Suzy Yeah yeah(Suzy Suzy Suzy Suzy) Do you remember that ... zy Suzy) Do you remember that day we was on the tour bus? Listened to a tape I think it was the Cold Crush Suzy heard the tape and said'Who's that?' Delite said(J ... lay?' She said'Sure
95 79.Mexico un When a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun Said'Give us ... ointed out a gun Said'Give us all your money and three Big Macs to go' I stuffed them ... ig Macs to go' I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below Well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't c ... y when he found out I didn't call the police I guess I was kinda nervous there was a warrant out on me Concerning some jaywalking tickets I couldn't afford to pay ... o say I
96 28.ParentsJust Dont Understand So to you all the kids all across the land There's no need to argue Parents just don't understand I remember one year My mom took me school shopping It was ... h my pop and my little sister All hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothing at first I just turned up my nose She said'What's wrong? ... the same Inevitably the first day of school came I thought I could get ov