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Too Short

Cocktails

These are the tales, the freaky tales
these are the tales, that i tell so well
you dont like my dirty raps
you can go to hell
short doggs on the mic
tellin cocktails

H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'm gettin sucked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homie.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, 'Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front'.
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm Sir Too $hort couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get funky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live
see im from the crew, dangerous bitch
tellin everyone bout this freaky shit
I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella freaky...won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.
I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy cuz I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again.
She's like another freak named Kristina
Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
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Cuz Short Dogg's on the mic tellin' cocktails.

I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch
My name is $hort my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know a bitch named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a bitch named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't find the bitch
But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be fucking em' up like that...BITCH.
I know a bitch her name was Sherry,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
Pussy so good and I do mean very...
Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick.
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named Erika
Anywhere I want to fuck that's where I fuck
Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America
Everytime I get the pussy I just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz Short Dogg is on the mic telling cocktales!!!!!

BITCH!!

And it dont stop till the beat baby





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专辑歌曲
1.Call Me
2.F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
3.Crush Cologne
4.Can't Stay Away (Outro)
5.It's Alright
6.Dangerous Crew
7.Here We Go
8.Players Holiday
9.Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches
10.It's About That Money
11.Nation Riders
12.G-2000
13.Don't Trust Her
14.In The Studio
15.Giving Up the Funk
16.Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'
17.Ain't Nothin' but a Word to Me
18.Playboy Short II
19.Yo Neck, Yo Back, My Dick, And My Sack
20.A Week Ago
21.shake dat monkey
22.Gangsters And Strippers
23.I Wish I Was A Baller
24.I'm Pimpin'
25.Funk Session
26.Female Funk
27.Cocktails (修改)
28.Can I Get A -----
29.Ain't Nothin' But A Word To Me (With Ice Cube)
30.I Luv (Featuring Trick Daddy, Scarface and Daz)
31.Tell The Feds
32.Only The Strong Survive
33.Domestic Violence (Featuring E-40)
34.I Need A Freak
35.This How We Eat
36.Playboy &hort
37.It's About That Money (Bonus Track)
38.19,999
39.Gettin' It (Music Track With Sample)
40.I'm a Player
41.Just Another Day
42.Life's Too Short
43.Paystyle (Bosko and Banks Mix)
44.Leave It Alone
45.Candy Paint (Featuring MC Breed)
46.Chase The Cat (Featuring Dolla Will)
47.Don't Even Stop
48.The Bitch Sucks Dick
49.Pimpin' Inc.
50.I Wanna Do It
51.I Want To Be Free
52.Girl (Cocaine) That's Your Life
53.Money On the Floor - feat. E-40
54.Pimpin' Forever - Main Version - Explicit
55.Blow The Whistle (ghetto mix clean)
56.Nothing Feels Better - Main Version - Explicit
57.Playboy $hort Ll
58.Pimpandho. Com
59.Paystyle (Bosko & Banks Mix Yo)
60.Life Is... Too Short (clean extended remix)
61.Pimp Sh*t
62.$hort Dog's in the House
63.Still Strugglin'
64.It's a Cold Day (The Funk Wit U mix)
65.Yo Neck Yo Back (Clean)
66.Gangsters & Strippers
67.Sugar Daddy
68.Keep Bouncin' (feat. Snoop Dogg & will.i.am) (clean)
69.I Ain't Nothin' but a Dog (live remix)
70.Cootie Cootie Coo