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Joel, the Lump of Coal

Some time ago, at Santa's place
Up in the old North Pole
There lived a lump of anthracite
Whose parents called him Joel

Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Happy as a lump can be
He just wants to keep Santa warm
And make the elves cozy

But Santa Claus had other plans
For Joel one fateful day
'Joel, you're just the lump I need
Come join me on my sleigh'

Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Heart leapt up with joy
'I'll soon be Santa's present to
A lucky girl or boy

We'll laugh and play together
And hold each other tight
Snuggle under clean white sheets
When we go to sleep at night'

Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel
'You're in for a surprise
You're not a special Christmas gift
You're just a booby prize

What kid would ever want you?
You're filthy as can be
Now you have to go and live
With one who's been naughty'

'But I make heat,' poor Joel cried
'And electricity'
'You pollute the air
With CO2 and mercury'

Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Fell down upon his knees
'I don't wanna live with a naughty kid
Don't make me, Santa, please'

But Santa laughed his jolly laugh
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'Ho, ho, you stupid lump
You're just the thing to teach this brat
That Santa ain't no chump'

So off they knew and, before he knew
Joel was in a sack
He cried and yelled to Santa Claus
'Why don't we just go back?'

And then came Christmas surprise
And, much to Joel's surprise (Much to Joel's surprise)
He saw a boy with the saddest face
And tears were in his eyes (Tears were in his eyes)

He picked Joel up and held him
And said 'You can be my friend (Hey man, let's be friends)
I would've liked some presents but
You're what Santa chose to send (Santa chose to send)

It's true, I've been a naughty boy
And maybe that's a sin (Maybe that's a sin)
If this is how Santa treats the kids
I'm just glad that I'm not him'

Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Knew what he must do
He said 'Now I know the reason why
I got sent to you

Cause when a person hurts inside
It turns him hard and cruel
But I know how to make your pain
Into a precious jewel

So take me in your hand, young man
And squeeze with all your might
Let's turn your pain and anger
Into something that shines bright'

Then Joel, Joel, the lump of coal
Gave his life away
So one good naughty little boy
Found a diamond on Christmas day





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专辑歌曲
1.Airborne
2.Battle Born
3.Miss Atomic Bomb
4.Here With Me
5.Heart of a Girl
6.Flesh and Bone
7.Carry Me Home
8.From Here On Out
9.The Way It Was
10.The Rising Tide
11.A Matter of Time
12.Deadlines and Commitments
13.Be Still
14.Flesh and Bone (Jacques Lu Cont Remix)
15.Prize Fighter
16.A Crippling Blow
17.Tidal Wave
18.Forget About What I Said
19.Why Do I Keep Counting?
20.Uncle Jonny
21.This River is Wild
22.Mr. Brightside <(the real lyrics)(提供)
23.Mr. Brightside (with changes)
24.Andy your a Star
25.smile like u mean it
26.Glamourous Indie Rock n Roll
27.Mr. Brightside (J. Lu Cont/Lindbergh Palace Mixes)
28.#6(提供)
29.All These Things I've Done
30.Indie Rock 'n Roll
31.Read My Mind (Like Rebel Diamonds Remix)
32.Mr. Brightsaide
33.Somebody Told Me - Josh Harris Club (bonus track)
34.Mr Bright Side (Zane Low Session)
35.Joseph, Better You Than Me [feat. Elton John, Neil Tennant]
36.Glamourous Indie Rock & Roll
37.Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine [Live]
38.Belive Me Natalie
39.Exitude
40.This Is Your Life [Live]
41.All These Things That I've Don
42.Happy Birthday Guadalupe
43.Desperate
44.Not True
45.Replaceable
46.Where Is She?
47.Smile Like You Mean It [Live]
48.I Cant Stay (Plus Piano Reprise) [Live]
49.A Dustland Fairytale (Plus Reprise) [Live]
50.Losing Touch [Live]
51.The World We Live In [Live]
52.Go All the Way
53.Shot At the Night (Single)
54.Mr. Brightside (from Hot Fuss, 2003)
55.Somebody Told Me (from Hot Fuss, 2003)
56.Smile Like You Mean It (from Hot Fuss, 2003)
57.All These Things That I've Done (from Hot Fuss, 2003)
58.When You Were Young (from Sam's Town, 2006)
59.Read My Mind (from Sam's Town, 2006)
60.For Reasons Unknown (from Sam's Town, 2006)
61.Human (from Day & Age, 2008)
62.Spaceman (from Day & Age, 2008)
63.A Dustland Fairytale (from Day & Age, 2008)
64.Runaways (from Battle Born, 2012)
65.Miss Atomic Bomb (from Battle Born, 2012)
66.The Way It Was (from Battle Born, 2012)
67.Just Another Girl
68.Be Still (from Battle Born, 2012)
69.Shot at the Night
70.Christmas in L.A. (feat. Dawes)
71.Peace of Mind
72.Mr. Brightside - Jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke Mix
73.Romeo And Juliet - Live from Abbey Road /2006
74.Sam's Town - Live from Abbey Road / 2006
75.When You Were Young - Mainstream
76.When You Were Young - Calvin Harris Remix
77.Mr. Brightside - Original Demo
78.Human (Main Version)
79.Human - Armin van Buuren Radio Remix
80.Somebody Told Me - Josh Harris Club
81.Four Winds
82.Smile Like You Mean It - Ruff and Jam Eastside Mix
83.Human - Ferry Corsten Radio Remix
84.Human - Pink Noise Radio Edit
85.Where The White Boys Dance (Bonus Track)
86.Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself - Radio 1 Session
87.When You Were Young (Thin White Duke Remix)
88.Andy, You're a Star (BBC session)
89.Mr. Brightside (The Lindbergh Palace Club Remix)
90.Mr. Brightside (Radio - Jacques Lu Cont's Thin White Duke Mix)
91.Somebody Told Me (Insider Remix)
92.Joy Ride - Night Version
93.Human - Ferry Corsten Dub Remix
94.Mr. Brightside - CD Pro Version
95.Runaway
96.Joel, the Lump of Coal (修改)
97.Mr. Brightside (Demo)
98.Mr. Brightside (Marco V Treatment)
99.A Dustland Fairytale (album version)