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Brandon M. Dennis
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Secret Santa
Hat
Thanks everyone for coming to my Christmas party. I think it's time to open our secret Santa gifts. Ox, you go first.
Ox
You becha. Wow this is a big gift. I can't wait to see what it is!
Hat unwraps the gift.
…A… Tauren tail freshener?
Hat
Yeah! You attach it to your tail and it emits a fragrant floral scent. Isn't it cool?
Ox
Uh… yeah… cool…
Hat
Don't you like it? I picked it out just for you.
APE
You numskull, your not supposed to tell him that you picked it out. Did you forget the 'secret' in 'secret Santa'?
Hat
Oh… sorry.
OX
No… it's great! Really. Now I'll never… smell bad anymore. I guess. Thanks Hat.
Hat
You're welcome! Ok whose next.
Mort
My turn n00bs.
Mort unwraps the gift.
W00t, some uber poison for my daggers, l33t!
Hat
Hey that's the perfect gift for you. Whoever drew your name in the hat really knows you well.
Mort
I drew myself, lol!
Hat
What? You're supposed to put your name back if you draw yourself.
Mort
I wanted a good present and you guys sux0rz, so I kept my own name Pwnt!
APE
Ugh, enough, let's see what you got me Ox.
Mister Evil opens his gift.
Twilight themed boxer shorts?
Ox
Heh… yeah…
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APE
What the grat is wrong with you!!
OX
Hey, sorry man, but the price limit was ten dollars and thats all I could find. Besides, whose gonna see it once you have it on?
APE
That's none of your business.
Hat
Well, looks like its my turn!
Hat opens his gift.
Oh cool, a new leather wallet. I needed one of these, thanks Mister Evil.
APE
My pleasure, its a really nice one too, made out of genuine turtle skin.
What?
Oh…
Hat
…Wow.…
Mort
Lol this is awesome ftw!
Ox
Boy we did horrible this year.
Hat
No cool toys or candy or anything.
APE
Yeah, if only we could get some new Christmas presents at this hour.
OX
Hmmm, where could we go to find lots of presents with toys and candy…
Mort
I know. The orphanage.
There is a slight pause.
APE
The orphanage!
Hat
Great idea!
Ox
Come everybody! We're raiding the orphanage!
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