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Brandon M. Dennis
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Merry Breakfast
OX
All right this is our first house. You guys ready to do some caroling?
MORT
U bet n00b.
OX
Cool, what about you Thunk?
THUNK
Turkey!
OX
No, not turkey, turkey comes later. Right now we are caroling. Do you remember the one we're singing?
THUNK
Uh-huh. Turkey!
OX
It has nothing to do with turkey, its 'We wish you a merry Christmas'. Do you understand?
THUNK
Uh-huh.
OX
…mmmok, well here we go
Ox knocks and door opens.
ALL
We wish you a merry–
THUNK
Turkey!
Ox
No, not turkey! (to people at door) Sorry, one sec.
(whispering to Thunk) Did you forget what I just told you? It's not turkey. It's Christmas. Ok?
THUNK
Ok.
OX
Right. Ok, one two three:
ALL
We wish you a merry–
THUNK
Breakfast!
OX
NO not breakfast, it's Christmas!
THUNK
Breakfast?
OX
NO, breakfast later, turkey later, Christmas now. Got it?
THUNK
Got it.
OX
I don't believe you. Say it.
THUNK
Say what?
OX
Say, 'We wish you a merry Christmas'.
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THUNK
We wish you a merry breakfast–
OX
NO, Christmas, not breakfast.
THUNK
Breakfast?
OX
Christmas.
THUNK
Turkey!
OX
CHRISTMAS!
THUNK
Haggas?
OX
CHRISTMAS!
THUNK
Christmas?
OX
(relieved) YES Christmas, now can you say the whole thing?
THUNK
We wish you a merry Christmas.
OX
Good, now say it just like that, ok?
THUNK
Ok.
OX
Hehe, sorry, we're ready now. (whispering) Ok, one two three:
ALL
We wish you a merry–
THUNK
Trick or treat!
OX
(exacerbation)
Door slams in their face.
OX
Aww please, we can do it better, my friend here is just… an ogre… ugh.
MORT
Well so much for that n00bs.
THUNK
Thunk do good?
OX
.…ugh, sure, Thunk do fine.
THUNK
Yay! Now for turkey.
OX
Sure, turkey. But first, lets get you neutered. Heh, heh.
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