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Jordin Kare
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Unified Field Theory
A long time ago, back when physicists were green There were more kinds of theories than you've ever seen But there wasn't any one of them that always applied So the loveliest of theories would be unified
We had quantum mechanics. We had QED Some special and some general relativity Statistical mechanics we could point to with pride But the loveliest of theories would be unified
Now Einstein was a genesis. Of that there's no doubt There never was what physics that he couldn't figure out But there was always just one problem that always taxed his brain And as the years went by he was heard to complain
I got my quantum mechanics. Got my QED My special and my general relativity I've got a cat but that's irrelevant I've tried and I've tried, but my field theories just aren't unified
Now old Einstein passed on and he came before the lord And the lord said, 'Albert you deserve a reward Make any one request and I'll be glad to yield.' He said, 'Oh Lord I'd like the theory of the unified view'
'I got my quantum mechanics. Got my QED My special and my general relativity But I worked upon that problem until the day that I died 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 And my field theories just weren't unified'
Well the lord said, 'Albert, you're a very great man But not even you could fathom my vast eternal plan.' He pulled a sheaf of papers out of plain thin air And he handed them to Albert and He said, 'It's all there.'
You got your quantum mechanics. Got your QED Your special and your general relativity Mass and time and energy and gravity tied Together in a theory that is unified
Well, Einstein took those papers with a trembling hand He studied them in ecstasy. The theories were so grand Then he peered at one equation, flipped back to page ten Sadly shook his head and sighed, 'Wrong again.'
I got my quantum mechanics. Got my QED My special and my general relativity But as for field theories, in peace I'll abide For the Lord himself can't make one unified
So study quantum mechanics. Study QED Some special and some general relativity But you might as well go hunting just as sure as you're born For a unified field theory, or a unicorn
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