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Zach Sherwin
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Funny Dentist
This goes out to one of my past doctors, my childhood dentist
He cleaned my venus fly-trap proper
So I've had a bright white bite when I flash the choppers since I was wee-guy, knee-hight to a grasshopper
Now he was super skilled as a DDS but did he also make me say; Tee-hee-hee Yes
And i still insist he dropped a quib that tops the list of best gests in the history of dentistry
Quickly, I'll set the scene i was being seen for
A routine clean over winter break in my senior-year of college
I had been polished, scraped and flossed by the dental tech next i'd get checked by the boss
I heard a knock knock, who was that my blue smock rock and tooth doc walked in
He said we chatted to the fact, he asked about my studies he enquired about my family slipped on his mask tipped me back to examine me
He took a look and said 'your oral health is hunkey dory do you have any concerns or questions for me?'
I said 'The only tooth related item coming to mind that i can mention, my girlfriend says when i'm asleep she hears me grind and clench them'
His eyebrows shot up into outerspace
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I said 'doctor by the look on your face, i infer it's worth case?'
He said 'It's pretty bad if it's audible at night from way over at her place'.
Funny dentist
That's a thing he really said, i did not invent this
He was just as good witht the wise cracks and hardy har hars
As he was with the dried plaque and hardened tartar
Funny dentist
His hands were the gentlist
But against his clenched fist of punchlines i was defenceless
Most dentists make you say 'AH', mine did the reverse he made me say 'HA'
Funny dentist
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