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1.Have You Ever?
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-暂存1.Have You Ever? Have you ever had someone wake you upJust to ask if you're awake? Has somebody ever waved to the per ... hed days for your lost shades
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then found them on your forehead? Have you ever slept all night on top of your arm an felt for sure they'd have to amputate it? ... even less so you just smiled
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nodded your head Have you ever been about to sneeze then you freeze It's a tease ... then you freeze It's a tease (
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2.I'm A Texpert(Rap Battle)
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-暂存2.I'm A Texpert(Rap Battle) ... I'm A Texpert(Rap Battle)
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perfected my patented method The second h ... y patented method The second h
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s-free toe text I ride with my Swedish Masseuse She gimme deep tissue thumb shiatzu My yogi shows me h ... umb shiatzu My yogi shows me h
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yoga poses like Downward Facing Pink
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Thumb Lotus I'll never stoop so low as to text photos Instead I text the
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3.In The80's
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You kids think- your gear is iconic But I'm'gon take you back to see some real electronics Gimme a beige PC green text black sc ... ge PC green text black screen
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64KB of memory(That's plenty!) Forget a phone that fits in your pocket I keep a phone in a bag in my car(That's how we rock it!) ... s a camcorder the size of my h
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?! You know I want to look like a news cameraman!(I wanna perch it on m
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4.Roller Unity
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-暂存4.Roller Unity How did we get ourselves into this situation Bitterly divided over wheel orientation You look like you ... ok like you stepped into glue
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then stepped on some toddler's skateboards But at least you're not a toddler'Cause they annoy me a lot more ... ause they annoy me a lot more
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you look like a rejected extra From that movie Battlefield Earth But at least you're not a Scientologist'Cause man they are the ... som
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1.Pour Some Coffee on Me
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's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)1.Pour Some Coffee on Me There's a latte ... fee on Me There's a latte
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of course a cappuccino An Americano
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a Mocha Frappuccino Let us not forget oh the caffè macchiato ... forget oh the caffè macchiato
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I would be remiss to miss the creamy affogato Cop a cortado ... creamy affogato Cop a cortado
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sip an antoccino Follow it up with some sweet espres
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2.I Like What I Like
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's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)2.I Like What I Like I like chocolate so dark it's almost evil to eat I like cheese ... ent cacao is the limit for me
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I'm an American man so I like American cheese I eat my fish in stick form ... e I eat my fish in stick form
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my chicken as nuggets
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I prefer it when my sticks
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nuggets are never touching Smooth jazz is too smooth for my disposition I like my
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3.Tongue of the Cobra
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's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)3.Tongue of the Cobra Can you taste it That's not enough you've got to place it(Is ... e buds Blossom like an orchid(
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penetrate a pastry!) Don't late it dry out Refresh inside your mouth(Or just lap up some gravy!) The tongue of the cobra It don' ... he cobra Will never roll over
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quit(No!) Cause it does the licking it never gets licked Blind your sight holes Plug up both you
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4.Naked
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's Buddy System (Music from Season 2)4.Naked Naked No oh oh I can't take it. No oh you'll never ever see me naked(Blippi ... on't go to the doctor to turn
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cough'Cause before you turn
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cough you gotta take your undies off I got a birthmark on my bum I'd rather no one see It looks like a cave drawing ofJudgeJudy( ... ee me naked over my dead body
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when I die don't perform an autopsy(Scalpel!)'Cause I'm pr
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3.See Through
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rea Gibson-WHEN the BOUGH BREAKS3.See Through We're on our way back to school from gymnastics class ... school from gymnastics class
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only in Boulder Colorado my kids are singingJohn Lennon's'imagine' at the back of the bus whenJesse stops herself mid-verse stre ... m tugs at the hem of my shirt
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asks what does hatred mean?Jesse is five years old anything I say she's going to believe but I realize I don't know the answer I ... at hatred means I could guess (
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1.The Worst of News2009
left thous
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seven dead But while those people drowned ... ut while those people drowned
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their houses went adrift The news was about Kanye West... ... news was about Kanye West...
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Taylor Swift But
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where I really see the news media failin' Is every time anyone mentions Sarah Palin They dispatch a dozen camera crews every ti ... e feeling she's just not news
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swine flu while a killer got more love than it needed Ki
