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Coulson Lives
Coulson Lives!
That's the Avengers fangirls' song,
Coulson lives,
Even Whedon got it wrong,
Loki stabbed him through the chest with that big knife,
But somehow it managed not to take his life.
Coulson lives,
SHIELD's medics were in time,
Coulson lives,
If they weren't, t'would be a crime,
It turned out that Loki only stabbed a Coulson LMD,
Doing roughly the same damage as an arrow in the knee,
Plus he's routing WiFi right through Loki's shiv,
Coulson lives!
Coulson lives!
That's the fangirls' solemn creed,
Coulson lives,
For his presence there's much need,
Captain Rogers must sign Phil's trading card stash,
Not to mention all that Barton/Coulson slash.
Loki was pwned,
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All he impaled was thin air,
Phil was cloned,
Or he wasn't even there,
He's in Portland with that cellist, or in Bangkok or Beirut,
He's like Carmen San Diego with a better looking suit
We could throw him off a hundred thousand cliffs,
Coulson lives!
Coulson lives,
He was gone but he's returned,
He was fragged,
But another life he's earned,
Reincarnated, or brain stored in a jar,
Or his voice will play through Tony Stark's new car,
He'll come back, as Grey Phoenix one fine dawn,
Or as SHIELD's top-ranked Zombie liaison,
Maybe he rules some dimension filled with fantasy cliches.
Hey, Galactus goes through heralds like Pete Parker through Aunt Mays
So if you see all that fic and say, 'What gives?'
Coulson lives!
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