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The Future

We live in a world where a lot of the toilets flush themselves.
It's for your safety.
And a lot of the doors, they open themselves for you.
And if you say it's 'cause 'Hell is other people.'
Then a lot of other people say, 'Hell yeah man, that's true.'
But it's The Future.
You can't be rude.
Your balls and your bowels are firing blanks and your pranks are all confused,
they don't know what the fuck they're supposed to do.
'Cause it's The Future,
you better not even consider being a dick.
I will flush you down a toilet with a laser and then rinse you in the sink,
faster than you think,
hijinks are extinct.
We live in a world where the toilets flush themselves, but here's good news for people who like to live dangerously:
You don't have to smoke cigarettes anymore to get throat cancer,
'cause apparently all you have to do is smoke some cock.