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Rhys Kirkman
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The Tallest Man in the Pub
I'm not the tallest man in the world
But I am the tallest man in the pub
And sometimes it helps me to get the girls
But sometimes I forget to duck
I wouldn't change who I am
I don't wanna be shorter
But I really hope I don't grow any taller
Everybody I meet asks me how tall I am
Then tell me they know someone taller
Like I give a damn
So I wrote this song
To answer them
So I won't ever have to say it again
Well I'm six foot six
I know it's tall
But the weathers the same up here
'cos were indoors
It might surprise you
But I've heard that joke before
Yeah I'm six foot six
I eat normal food
And sometimes I have a little trouble buying shoes
But I never did anything to try and be taller than you
I started smoking at sixteen
'cos somebody told me it would stump my growth
Well I'm addicted now
It didn't work quite as well as I'd hoped
So if I stand in front of you at a show
Please don't tell me to move
'cos where am I supposed to go
I paid the same as you
So why should I stand at the back?
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You should have brought a box so you could stand on that
They say the taller you are the harder you fall
So I try really hard not to fall at all
'cos I'm six foot six
I know it's tall
But the weathers the same up here
'cos were indoors
It might surprise you
But I've heard that joke before
Yeah I'm six foot six
I eat normal food
And sometimes I have a little trouble buying shoes
But I never did anything to try and be taller than you
Tell me if you saw a fat woman
Would you tell her she's fat?
If you short a small man
Would you tell him that
You thought he was the shortest man in the pub?
I think he'd probably try, to beat you up
'cos I'm six foot six
I know it's tall
But the weathers the same up here
'cos were indoors
It might surprise you
But I've heard that joke before
Yeah I'm six foot six
I eat normal food
And sometimes I have a little trouble buying shoes
But I never did anything to try and be taller than you
No I never did anything to try and be taller than you
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