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Charles Darwin vs. Professor Oak - Rap Battle
Hello there, and welcome to the world of your defeat!
Here's some trainer tips, I'm the very best. I cannot be beat!
You spent years on studying evolution on finches alone
While I can top all your research with a single thunder-stone!
Looks like I've got the highest speed stat in this rap
You'll have to wait your turn
Spitting firey rhymes every single time
You'll need a rawest berry for those burns!
You be a well known scientist
Recognised across the world
But I still cannot tell, are you a boy or a girl?
I discovered an anomaly, of that no man can think
Man evolved from the apes, and you must be the missing link!
You've had decades of research, and claim to be the very best
Yet all you have to show from your experience is an empty pokedex!
And you're the better professor? HA!
That's just out of question
I was chosen to win this battle, but that's just natural selection!
Bring your animal slaves, Oak
You better reset the game
How can you win this battle
If you can't remember your own grandsons name!
You're fighting the truth
Now's not the time to do that, I've called your bluff
You say Pokemon's abuse?
Well, you're the cause of slavery in Africa
My words echo in your ears as you hear me Mega Evolve
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I say we hit this monkey boy with a pokeball and say 'we've caught them all!'
That's six generations of beating
Head to the Galapagos to retreat
Forget the dex in fifteen years
I've found seven hundred nineteen species
And you're still questioned to date?
You've been dead a century
Your theories are not very effective
You won't make a monkey out of me
I'm killing this error
Doing the world a favor with my acts
Ignorance begets confidence
And you prove that theory is a fact
To be a true scientist
You must possess a heart of stone
But that doesn't mean
Send a child away to get his mother alone
You can Tunderbolt me, freeze me in Icebeam and leave me Fire Blasted
But I win the survival of the fittest
For I am the best adapted
I'm the revolutionary evolutionary
The world will never be the same
Looks like I became the champion
Bring me to the Hall of Fame
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