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Hey Shuetube, can we go to the Card Shop?
I want a booster pack,
One of the originals
Not Team Rocket!
I - I wanna star card
Lookin for a Char'zard
Hope it's holographic
Now, walk into the door like
What up, I wanna card swap
Nah, I'm just here
To rip kids off at the card shop
All of the kids,
Make deals tryna trade me
They're always like
'Dang, that's a real sick Mankey!'
Rollin in every week,
Comin with a deck o' three
Rare Nidokings
And my Venosaurs all in sleeves
Draped in a Squirtle fleece
Can't forget the Nidoqueens
Prob'ly shouldn't trade these
Soon they'll be worth a mil each!
Pssh!
That's why they're selling on Ebay for only 99 cents!
I been wheeling 'em, dealing 'em
About to go and trade Charmeleon
For a couple o' Weezings and
Somethin else that's appealin me
You could say that I'm stealin 'em
Always make 'em pay premium
Tradin my commons for some ultra rares,
That's worth agreein on
I'ma take your brothers cards
I'ma take your brothers cards
No, for real, ask your brother
Can I have his Magikarp? (Thank you!)
Got Pikachu
And a really sweet Pinsir
All for one Jigglypuff I traded your sister!
She had to have my Weedle,
So then I took her Beedrill
I wanted Aerodactyl
Traded her my Seel
Promo, promo
Kinda like my Unown
What Pokemon is that man?
Cause honestly I don't know
I could take my Goldeen,
Trade for Pidgeotto
The nerdy kids would be like
'Yo, you're kinda Slow, Bro!'
I want a booster pack,
One of the originals
Not Team Rocket!
I - I wanna star card
Lookin for a Char'zard
Hope it's holographic
I want a booster pack,
One of the originals
Not Team Rocket!
I - I wanna star card
Lookin for a Char'zard
Hope it's holographic
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What you know about copping a Mew for a Koffing?
What you knowin about ripping kids off, often?
I did it. My Diglett
I traded it for a Mewtwo
No trade-backs, sorry but I just screwed you
Filled my knapsack with Pokemon
That have you dudes drooling
So how 'bout yo choose one a duel me?
The prize don't matter cause you'll never see me (losing)
I'm that - I'm that dude that's always beating all the (newbies)
Your Ghastly, your Krabby, your Abra, your Chansey
I rock these yellow Pika-jammies when I can
I got them, from my mother
I even got some Pokemon
All upon my covers
I hit the card shop just to con
All the dumb-and-dumbers
They be like 'Yo, Clefairy for Dragonite?'
I'm like 'No,
How about I just give you my Pidgey?
It's the first edition so
That's a limited pidgeon'
One Clefairy for a Pidgey
I guess I'll take it from this (kid)
I call that gettin, higgled the switch (quick)
I call that tricking kids that are dimwits
That game's hella close
'But how you gonna win, when all you have left
Is 10HP on your Shellder, bro?'
Voltorb, time to evolve into Electrode
Tryna beat me, with a clam,
That's a hella joke
That's a hella joke
Pokemon!
Booster packs!
Yeah!
I want a booster pack,
One of the originals
Not Team Rocket!
I - I wanna star card
Lookin for a Char'zard
Hope it's holographic
I traded Kabuto
For an Articuno
I got this Gyarados
From the card shop down the road
I traded Kabuto
For an Articuno
I got this Gyarados
From the card shop down the road
I want a booster pack,
One of the originals
Not Team Rocket!
I - I wanna star card
Lookin for a Char'zard
Hope it's holographic
(Hahahaha)
Are those your brother's cards?
(Hahahahaha)
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