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Cledus T. Judd
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It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody 'It's A Great Day To Be Alive' - Travis Tritt)
'Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches.' 'I'm gonna miss you too, bub.' 'Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone.' 'Oh, I figured there's somethin'!' 'Oh, quit complainin'. All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie.' 'I love you too. An' don't you worry 'bout me. I'll be just fine.'
I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave, Hair on my back I don't plan to shave. I've got the house to myself while the wife's away. I'll be rockin' all night!
Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew. Lounge in my boxers like I used to do. There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no, I'll be watchin' the fight.
Well, it's a great day to be a guy, Played cards with my buddies until sunrise, You know, I never thought that my neighbor would, Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!
I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake; Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake. Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake, Oh, well it wasn't too bright.
Now I look in the fridge an' what do I see? Last night's pizza starin' back at me. 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Pepperoni and anchovies: What a beautiful sight.
Well, it's a great day to be a guy, Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies. Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill. I don't wanna burn my weiners but I probably will.
That fried boloney and cheese macaroni, Tasted good this afternoon. But now I'm passin' some serious gas and, I might have to leave the room. Pee - hee!
Well, I might go get me a new hairdo. Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth. Might even get me a gold front tooth. Whoa,hah,yeah!!
And it's a great day to be a guy, But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide. I'll be hung over but a lookin' good, From a week of reliving my bachelorhood. It's a great day to be a guy, But another week of this and I'd probably die. I tend to party harder than I should, When my wife's not here to make me be good! Yeah hoo!
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