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The Benefit
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Warp to World 6-9
It's 1986 Im in the first grade Im workin really hard to get Mario laid I gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy Believe me, Mario would get that ass so fucked Luigi Mario really wants to get her in bed So bad that he's bustin up bricks with his head He just wants sex so forget the wedding bells Jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shells droppin' down green pipes and secret passageways Makin' his move to the end where the final castle lays Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire All these creatures that attack won't cut Mario slack Oh shit, hold on, I'll be right back. I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer It's gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber That's why Im gonna work extra hard for my man And get him to the end so he can stop using his hands Mario doesnt want to get hit he'll shrink The Princess won't fuck a little kid I think So stay ? and attend to your own and eventually the Princess will attend to your bone 'Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy. Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy.' 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Bowser's trying to get head right now from the Princess But if its up to me that shit'll stop this instant Cloud people throwin little spike animals Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals I heard nobody get ? in the Princess' oven But Mario always says 'Virgins i love em' I hate the cooper troopers? so im gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up I'm gonna keep playing and i'm never gonna quit Cuz some kid at school told me you can see the princess' tits I wanna beat it before any of my friends do So I can say I put pussy up on Mario's menu At the end of each level I jump and get the flag and say to myself another castle in the bag I hope Bowser's ready cuz he's in for a ride And Mario's serious when it comes to homocide The Princess is a freak even though she has class Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass I hate the canyons? that shoot at you constantly and i hate platforms that fall out from below me It's all worthwhile just to see Mario smile Standin' next to the princess, buck naked profile That's why it's my crusade to get Mario laid Super Mario Bro's, best game ever made. 'Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy. Save the princess quick, because she wants a dick, and if you let her free, you get the pussy.'
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