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Moms Are the Bomb
Hey mom youre the bomb for giveing us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone. Im so glad dad impregnated you and nine months i was burst out of youre womb I remember when i was eight. my life was going great. My sister loved snapple there was no debate. thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank. Take the plastic of the cap and put it in her drink. And when she sipped it i saw her start to choke. I couldn't forsee it'd get caught in her throat. Her birthday was ruined beacuse of my stupid mistake. She never drank snapple again and i got all her cake. Thanks, Mom, for stepping up and saving the day. I didn't want you to find out this way. Hey, Mom I did somethig, That wasn't that cool. So now i gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule. Hey, Mom, You're the bomb for giveing us a home. And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone. I'm so glad Dad impregnated you. And nine monts later i burst out of you're womb. And when i was fifteen I messed up again. 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Trying to impress some girls with my friends. See, I understand the ladies. And here was the scoop. Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop. so i found a dog lured him up the steps. Tried to feed him X-Lax. But he wouldnt ingest, But i didn't stress out I just dealt with the glitches. I knew what I had to do. To impress these Bithces. But the fire kept spreading. it wouldn't stay put. So my Mama had to step the crap out with her foot. Hey, Mom, i did somethint that wasn't that cool. So now i gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule. Hey, Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home and not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone. I'm So glad Dad impregnated you. And nine months later i butst out of you're womb. (Do do do do do)
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