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Jerry Reed
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She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)
作詞:Tim J. Dubois
Well, I guess it was back in '63 When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me So I asked this little girl, I was goin' with to be my wife Well, she said she would, so I said, ‽I do†But I'da said I wouldn't if I'da just knew How sayin', 'I do' was gonna screw up all of my life
Well, the first few years weren't all that bad I'll never forget the good times we had 'Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child support Well, it wasn't too long till the lust all died And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised The day I come home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch
Well, I tried to get in, she changed the locks Then I found this note taped on the mailbox That said, ‽Goodbye, turkey! My attorney will be in touch!†So I decided right then and there I's gonna do what's right, give her her fair share But brother, I didn't know her share's gon' be that much
She got the gold mine, I got the shaft They split it right down the middle And then they give her the better half Well, it all sounds sort of funny But it hurts too much to laugh She got the gold mine, I got the shaft
Now, listen, you ain't heard nothin' yet Why, they give her the color television set Then they give her the house, the kids, and both of the cars! See? Well, then they start talkin' â€~bout child support 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Alimony, and the cost of the court Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was
I'm tellin' you, they have made a mistake 'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes Besides, everything I ever had worth takin', they've already took While she's livin' like a queen on alimony I'm workin' two shifts eatin' baloney Askin' myself, why didn't you just learn how to cook?
They give her the gold mine, they give me the shaft They said they're splittin' it all down the middle But she got the better half Well, it all sounds mighty funny But it hurts too much to laugh She got the gold mine, I got the shaft
Well, she got the gold mine, I got the shaft They split it all down the middle And then they give her the better half Well, I guess it all sounds funny But it hurts too much to laugh She got the gold mine, I got the shaft
{They ain't kiddin', I got the shaft}
{Well, I don't have to worry â€~bout totin' a billfold n'more I let my wife tote it, I'mon' be carryin' food stamps You get it, judge? I'mon' be just It's not funny, huh? Contempt of court? What do you mean? Listen, judge, I's just kiddin'}
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