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Andrew Jackson Jihad
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Gift of the Magi 2: Return of the Magi
I used to be a dead guy Now I'm a fucking jedi And I've got lots of news for you And I've got a long list of things to do
I used to dwell in the present I used to be so hesitant But now I've got my whole life to live And I've got all my love to give
To all you fuckers that I hate
It's like the Gift of the Magi It's like the Gift of the Magi 2 You sold your soul to buy some tits And I sold my soul to grow a dick
We gotta get him in the van Well what if he resists? Just kick him in the back of the fucking head And put him in the back of the fucking van
It's a miracle of science All this betrayal and violence And it lives inside us all It lives inside our hearts Just like a stupid fucking tapeworm 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網
Who can we blame?
The husband divorced his wife After she cut her hair Because she was way less fuckable And that's just unforgivable He moved into a condo He hung out by the pool But he never wore a bathing suit He just wanted to scope out the talent
If God doesn't like ugly Then God doesn't like anybody So fuck God anyway God is obsolete
My God thinks my jokes are funny
There's no one to blame People are just fucking mean
Go suns!*
*(referring to the Phoenix Suns, a basketball team from AJJ's hometown)
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