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The Key of Awesome
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Call Me Crazy (Parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe')
We met last night at the club, You told me you were inlove Came home and swished in the tub, And now you're in my yard Woke up and saw you were gone, You were running across my lawn without your pants or shoes on Here comes my St. Bernard Vodka was flowin', But cleavage was showin' Your mind I was blowin', Then we were so frickin' wasted Tap, You're my boyfriend My name is Carly, But all my doctors just call me crazy I made you poptarts with extra gravy, But I'm a call-girl You have to pay me Psych, I'm just kidding, Aren't I crazy? Let's watch 12 hours of Chelsea Lately And all the other boys try to tase me, The doors are locked now You can't escape me C'mon, Let's do sex again I wanna be more than friends Look how far my legs can bend I'm sorry, I can't stay Look, I don't mean to be rude, But I don't think that we screwed I've got the pictures to prove it 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Hey, Don't look away You're my one and only, That's what my duck told me But don't think you own me, Now let's sacrifice some chicken I've got some handcuffs, Feel free to spank me But here's the safe word, It's call me maybe Hey, This is my band They seem to hate me They don't look like they're really playing Crap, That's my husband He's in the navy, He's gonna kill you He's also crazy I'm gonna kill you 'cause that's my lady What's going on here? He tried to rape me When people try to rape my wife, It makes me so mad It makes me feel bad, I'm gonna kick your ass Come to think of it, My wife is just a guy in drag I need a real man, So call me maybe
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