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Interview with the Poolboy, Pt. 1
Nilesy, don't worry it's fine! It's just- it's just a formality It's just company procedure Are you sure? Yeah, we're really by the books at SipsCo. We've basically got I mean, don't worry about it whatsoever Okay, so. Okay. I'm sittin' by the pool I'm sippin' on a margarita Bitches to my left Bitches to my right This interview is basically a technicality You're a shoe-in for the job So let's get to the questions let's get to the questions I'm parched. Okay, I'm sitting by the pool The sun is beating down on me I'm really thirsty this is a multiple choice question, by the way I call my pool boy for a- a margarita I really need one I need to wet my whistle some fierce do you A) prepare the margarita and then run it over to me B) take your already prepared margarita and run it over to me or C) (hm-hm) take your already prepared margarita and slowly walk over to me You do not run near the swimming pool I'd love to make you a margarita I would love to make you a freshly brewed one But if it comes down to it I'm gonna have to give you one that's room temperature And not run any near that pool, sir That's just dangerous Okay, Nilesy, it was a trick question But you're absolutely right, you should never run around a pool Especially when you're carrying a delicous margarita If you would've spilled that sucker, wow I mean, I would be parched for at least another five minutes Which I can't afford So, you're absolutely right, Nilesy You live to see another day! I'm sittin' by the pool I'm sippin' on a margarita Bitches to my left Bitches to my right This interview is basically a technicality You're a shoe-in for the job So let's get to the questions let's get to the questions David Cameron - big friend of ours - is over at the pool He's had a hard day at number ten The Labour Party have been punishing him (they've been spanking him) They've been spanking him, a prime ministers spanking And now he's had enough He takes off his shirt And he says: poolboy! Lube me up! You walk over to him, and he offers you two bottles A bottle of grade-A Sipsco dirtified lube (okay) And a bottle of grade-A Sipsco muddified ultra lube Which do you pick and why? Okay, this is a tough one, and this might be- this might be the breaker for me I hope you guys can see where I'm coming from here I would go up to mr. Cameron, and I would say: Mr. Cameron, as you can see, I am from Scotland And I do not take kindly to be- Yeah, sorry I had- I had no idea he was Scottish! Did- did- did he- did- did you know? Let me out here, ya bums 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 I'm gonna come out here, and I'm gonna pan your faces! I'm sittin' by the pool I'm sippin' on a margarita Bitches to my left Bitches to my right This interview is basically a technicality You're a shoe-in for the job So let's get to the questions let's get to the questions Did- did- did he- did- did you know? I don't know how he slipped by with that one Did- did- did he- did- did you know? I don't know how he slipped by with that one Now, how would you be able to tell Without me saying anything, 'cause sometimes I don't like to talk when I'm at the pool Sometimes, I just want peace and quiet at the pool I need a good lubing I might need an exfoliation, I might not How're you gonna tell, Nilesy? Answer me that! Well, Sips, I'll be completely honest with you A guy like you, I don't believe ever needs an exfoliation Because your sin- your skin is just so beautiful, at all times So if I (?) anything, this guy needs an exfoliation I would be doing you an injustice, sir Hmm. The ball's in your court, Sips, you know how I feel about the Scottish I love them, but... Yeah, me too, I mean I- I'm not gonna hold it against him And, it's true, my skin is pristine I don't need an exfoliation (It's chrystal clear) Sometimes I just have one, just to laugh in the face of people who desperately need an exfoliation Even though I don't need one But, I guess I have the means to exfoliate I'm just like: haha, you bastards! (Ya bastards) Time to exfoliate! I'm sittin' by the pool I'm sippin' on a margarita Bitches to my left Bitches to my right This interview is basically a technicality You're a shoe-in for the job So let's get to the questions let's get to the questions I'm sittin' by the pool I'm sippin' on a margarita Bitches to my left Bitches to my right This interview is basically a technicality You're a shoe-in for the job So let's get to the questions let's get to the questions Another question from Sjin, then And then we can hopefully get you back up to the top level, Nilesy That's the aim Okay Okay, my question is: do you have any last words? Erm, last words? Because, there is no way back up to the top, Nilesy (yeah) Oh, have I got the job? Yeah, congratulations, Nilesy You've got the job! What?! What the- Oh no, Sjin! It's not killing him! I'm escaping! Oh no! Noooo! Good job, Sips! Good job! He would have made a really terrible poolboy He would have made a really terrible poolboy, Sjin Yeah, nevermind, nevermind
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