F-100 Jet Fighter Canopy Closes
0:11 (Music) This is the human test, a test to see if you are a human.
Please raise your hand if something applies to you.
Are we agreed?
Then let's begin.
0: 28 Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood? (Laughter) It's okay, it's safe here.
0: 39 Have you ever made a small, weird soundwhen you remembered something embarrassing?
0: 48 Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed? (Laughter) Okay.
1: 01 Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression?
1: 10 Have you ever laughed or smiled when someone said something shitty to you and then spent the rest of the day wondering why you reacted that way?
1: 23 Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket a thousand times as you walked from the check-in to the gate?
1: 33 Have you ever put on a pair of pants and then much later realized that there was a loose sock smushed up against your thigh? (Laughter) Good.
1: 44 Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password so many times that it locked their account?
1: 53 Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day you will be discovered as a fraud?
Yes, it's safe here.
2: 04 Have you ever hoped that there was some ability you hadn't discovered yet that you were just naturally great at?
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2: 14 Have you ever broken something in real life, and then found yourself looking for an 'undo' button in real life?
2: 24 Have you ever misplaced your TED badge and then immediately started imagining what a three-day Vancouver vacation might look like?
2: 34 Have you ever marveled at how someone you thought was so ordinary could suddenly become so beautiful?
2: 43 Have you ever stared at your phone smiling like an idiot while texting with someone?
Have you ever subsequently texted that person the phrase '
I'm staring at the phone smiling like an idiot'?
3: 00 Have you ever been tempted to, and then gave in to the temptation, of looking through someone else's phone?
3: 08 Have you ever had a conversation with yourself and then suddenly realized you're a real asshole to yourself?
3: 15 (Laughter)
3: 17 Has your phone ever run out of battery in the middle of an argument, and it sort of felt like the phone was breaking up with both of you?
3: 28 Have you ever thought that working on an issue between you was futile because it should just be easier than this, or this is supposed to happen just naturally?
Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run, just happens naturally?
3: 46 Have you ever woken up blissfully and suddenly been flooded by the awful remembrancethat someone had left you?
3: 56 Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future without a person that no longer was in your life?
Have you ever looked back on that event with the sad smile of autumn and the realization that futures will happen regardless?
4: 15 Congratulations.
You have now completed the test.
You are all human.
4: 23 (Applause)
暂存专辑歌曲1.12 Gauge Shotgun Firing One Shell 42.Single Pool or Billiards Bank Shot with Ball Sinking in Pocket 23.Opening a Glass Beer Bottle & Pour into Drinking Glass4.Chevy Blazer Starts & Accelerates Quickly to a High Speed, From Exhaust5.Large Outdoor Concert Crowd 36.Chevy Suburban, Internal Perspective: Parking Brake Disengaged7.Turning on Police Flashlight8.Supernatural Ghost Wind9.Rhythmic Spoon Accent10.Single Hit from a Vintage Construction Hammer on a Nail11.Olden Wooden Door Being Closed12.9mm Handgun Fires Single Shot13.Crowd, Indoor Medium Crowd, Train Station, General Ambience14.Fireworks One Large Explosion, Crowd15.Clock, Grandfather Winchester Chime - Strike One O'clock16.FOOTSTEPS, WOOD BOOTS, SLOW17.Rain, heavy, traffic18.Medium Traffic, Stop and Go, Pedestrians19.Zipper x 520.Residential Residential: Birds, Dogs, Traffic, Plane, Ambience21.Country, Day General Ambience: Birds, Insects, Horses, Farm Tractor22.Belgium, Bank Ambience with Busy Crowd Noise, Recorded from a Close Perspective23.Cadillac Sedan, Internal Perspective: Door Locked & Key Removed24.1955 Packard, Internal Perspective: Parking Brake Disengaged25.Buick Lesabre Hood Closed26.Buick Lesabre, Internal Perspective: Hood Opened27.Nissan Pathfinder Starts & Accelerates Quickly to a Medium Speed28.Wolf Howling at a Full Moon29.Police Siren Approach And Pass30.Impact, Large Heavy Metallic#431.Tuba Plays an Elephant Type Call Accent32.Laughing Accent Played on a Tuba33.Medieval Battle Axe Scrape Against Plate Mail Armour34.Medieval Ballista Bolt Impact on Plate Mail Armour35.F-100 Jet Fighter Canopy Closes
)36.Large Barn Door on Blacksmith Shop Closed37.Low Bumping Electric Bass Accent38.Low Note Slide Down on an Acoustic Bass39.Ford Crown Victoria Drives at High Speed, Skids to a Stop, Idles & Shuts off, From Exhaust40.Three Masted Schooner, On Board: Heavy Wind Through Sails with Wake Splash41.Whale Sprays Air & Water Through Blowhole42.Jalopy Manual Door Lock Released43.Chevy S 10, Internal Perspective: Door Unlocked44.Pinball Machine Resets45.1938 Chevy Coupe Window Rolled Up46.1938 Chevy Coupe, Internal Perspective: Parking Brake Released47.Chevy Caprice Starts, Idles & Accelerates Quickly to a High Speed with Tire Squeal from Right48.Chevy Caprice Starts & Accelerates Quickly to a High Speed, From Exhaust49.1956 Chevy Belair, Internal Perspective: Door Locked Slowly with Key50.Metal Wall Safe: Open and Close Door Latch51.Dodge Neon, Internal Perspective: Door Unlocked52.Incoming Missile or Rocket 153.Jeep Grand Cherokee Accelerates Normally to a Slow Speed & Slows to a Stop in Gravel54.Fire Engine Compartment Door Closes55.Fibreglass Canoe with a Single Paddler, On Board: Pull onto Shore & Step out of Canoe56.Light Double Curling Rock Impact 257.Truck, Land Rover, Range Rover SUV, Ext58.Steam Train Travelling at Medium Speed with Wheels Clacking Trains59.Auto Window Scraper Scrapes Hard Snow and Ice off Windshield60.Large Cannon Fires a Single Blast with No Trail61.15.5 Field Howitzer Firing62.1899 Antique Mills Upright Slot Machine: Pull Handle63.Ferrari Testarossa, Internal Perspective: Door Closes64.Castle Door Latches Shut65.Right on Target Zinger with Tail66.Surprise Zap67.Heavy Metal Tumbling Impact68.Large Crowd in Airport Terminal69.Egyptian Airport Pa Announcements in Arabic and English70.Falling in Space Whoosh71.Rapid Three Shot Bursts from a Small Laser Gun72.Tennis Outdoor: Two Players Rallying73.Airplane, Jet A-320: Ext: Take Off 274.Airplane, Jet Ext: Pull Away From Terminal75.Motorcycle, Honda 650 Approach, Pass By, Slow Speed76.1964 Antique Rotary Telephone Dialling Eleven Numbers77.Sci Fi Beeps & Bloops78.Drawer Closes on 1930 Antique Cash Register79.Budapest, Hungary, Heavy City Traffic, Constant Flow80.Auto Body Impact from Large Crash81.Women's Thin High Heel Shoes Take Slow Steps on Open Wood Slat Stairs82.Men's Heavy Business Shoes Walk at Fast Pace on Concrete Floor83.Single Volley from a Musket Regiment84.Voice Like Synth Drone in Key of C#85.Field Howitzer Cannon Fires 3 Shots86.Vintage Zenith Television, Circa 1950, Turned on with Hum and Snow Static87.Heavy Crunchy Metal Footstep Impact88.Whooshing Spaceship Fly By89.Short Panting from Medium Dog90.F-14 Jet Arrested Landing with Short Approach on Aircraft Carrier91.Wall Impact and Tears During Home Demolition92.Heavy Crane in Wrecking Yard Drops Car to Ground93.Small Military Grenade Blast Explosion94.Large Battle Cruiser Spaceship Passes by at Slow Speed95.Car Skids, Crashes & Explodes96.Large Gold Coin Dropped on Hard Floor 197.Car, Ford Escort Extended Reverse Up Fast From Rear, Stop, Idle, Shut Off
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