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Brandon M. Dennis
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The Orna-prints Salesman
Salesman
Hello there sir! Excuse me, do you have a sec? Step right this way and prepare to be amazed. What I have here is probably the best – nay – the super best – thing you will ever see. Are you ready? Take a look at this; miniature model of Stormwind, as a Christmas ornament. Beautiful, eh? Now, I know what you're thinking, 'hey, that ornament is really cool, but it is probably too expensive for me'. But not so! You can buy this little baby for the low, low price of… ten thousand gold. Amazing! I know! So, what do you think?
Mort
N00b.
Salesman
Ah, yes, well, I realize that it might not be in everyone's budget, but that's why we over at Orna-Prints have developed a low, low monthly payment plan for our one-of-a-kind, limited edition Christmas ornaments. You can walk away with this rare model of Stormwind to hang from your tree, for the low monthly payment of just $150 gold a month. Good deal, eh?
Mortuus
Fail, FTL!
Salesman
Oh ok, ok, you know I'm a business man, I'm willing to do a little haggling. I can see that you are a modern man of affairs and that you have refined taste.
Mort
Rox0rz box0rz!
Salesman
So, I'd be willing to go as low as… twelve thousand gold.
Mort
Kekeke.
Salesman
OK? So we have a deal?
Mort
Nopez0rsz, l33t hax PWNT!
Salesman
… keh, sssorry, I think we're having communication problems.
Mort
Lol.
Salesman
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All right, now I know you really want this ornament and I feel sorry for you, so I'm going to do you a personal favor (don't tell my boss I'm doing this or I could get fired, k?)
Mort
Kekeke.
Salesman
For you, I'll let this one of a kind ornament go for… eight thousand.
Mort
Fail
Salesman
Five thousand
Mort
FTL!
Salesman
Two thousand.
Mort
Lmao.
Salesman
Five hundred, please, just buy it from me! I need this commission! Just buy the thing, five hundred, its all I ask!
Mort
Nnnnnnnnnn00b.
Salesman
Fine, take it, just take the bloitting thing. Do you want the shirt off my back too? You already have my dignity. I'm going home to look in the mirror and cry!
Mort
PWNT, QQ! QQ roflmao.
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